When it comes to your don't-care deskjob, are you like the star character of Singletini? You know, just a teeny weensy bit? Take this quiz and find out now.

1. Do you occasionally—just occasionally—shop online at work while making it appear as if you're analyzing spreadsheets very, very diligently?

a) Who me? No way.     b) Can I plead the fifth?

2. Have you ever called in sick to work? And then...(cough-cough)...miraculously recovered to hit the big sales with your best pals?

a) Who me? No way.     b) Can I plead the fifth?

3. Have you ever accidentally sabotaged your boss's diet by putting whole milk in her latte instead of skim...um, well, everyday?

a) Who me? No way.     b) Can I plead the fifth?

4. Have you ever spent the entire day Instant Messaging your friends instead of working on that dreadful report that was due like, ooh, five minutes ago?

a) Who me? No way.     b) Can I plead the fifth?

5. And well, be honest. Have you ever gotten fired and secretly taken a job you can't tell anyone about? As in, not a soul...

a) Who me? No way.     b) Can I plead the fifth?

how'd you score?

mostly As Interesting. Are you sure you're not related to Victoria? A long-lost sister? A distant cousin? Or a...(Ooh. Quick. Here comes your boss. Pull up another screen!!)

mostly Bs Congratulations. You are officially a goodie-goodie and nothing like Victoria Hart when it comes to work. So, pat, pat. Here's your gold star. Well done.