When it comes to adulthood (with all its wrinkles and added pounds), do you welcome it with open arms? Or have you been noticing some slightly questionable behavior like the star character of Singletini? Take this quiz and find out now.

1. Do you suddenly have an odd, borderline obsession with your crow's feet?

a) Yes!?!              b) Oh stop. Don't be silly.

2. Are you convinced that you can actually see your thighs growing?

a) Yes!?!              b) Oh stop. Don't be silly.

3. Have you ever snuck out of the gym after four minutes on the treadmill?

a) Yes!?!              b) Oh stop. Don't be silly.

4. Have you ever lied about your weight, because...well, the number will be true just as soon as you start that dreaded diet?

a) Yes!?!              b) Oh stop. Don't be silly.

5. And okay, admit it. Did you completely STRESS over your last birthday? As in, desperately tried to ignore it?

a) Yes!?!              b) Oh stop. Don't be silly.

how'd you score?

mostly As Don't fret. We singletinis stick together. So here's the plan: 1) mix yourself a big yummy martini, 2) hide your birth certificate and 3) call all your friends and tell them you're officially twenty-two...for the rest of your life. (What? A little denial never hurt anyone. Right?)

mostly Bs Hmm. Not so fast, Little Miss Perfect Pants. Your answers seem highly suspicious. Would you be willing to take a lie detector test?